Sunday, April 13, 2025

A Victory memo from Bangkok

 To my fellow esteemed JBL owners -  


The time has come.  While I have been titillated at times by the JBL website proclaiming my victory for several weeks now, truthfully I have been chronically looking over my shoulder bracing myself for a late flying kick from the BRUSSELS MUSCLES – but I can finally say that it is indeed, at long last..
The Year of the KOK. 
Yes, let those words deliciously linger in your minds – particularly if your name reads Benjamin Pershick.    
Over the last 30 years, my commitment to JBL excellence has never wavered in spite of multiple disastrous campaigns, extended periods of mediocrity and most painfully, a couple of years when I had the trophy firmly in my grasp...only to have Woo (all 5ft 6 of him) track me down with a pair of shocking chase down blocks. 
A promising trend of three consecutive Top 3 finishes culminated this year in a momentous victory – but I assure you that I am not here to please myself by detailing the various successful strategies of the past few year.  It is best that I stay my usual humble JBL self and not offend the fickle gods.  During this season's final weeks, I have been asked questions like “Where will this rank in the KOK's life accomplishments?” and “Will the Kok sink into an instant depression now that he’s finally won” - and the answers are WAY DAMN HIGHER THAN I CARE TO ADMIT and ABSOLUTELY NOT...it feels GREAT and I want more hardware – to join the ranks of GOLDEN, FRENCH and even SEOUL in the upper echelons. 
In keeping with the positive vibes, I am delivering a positive message to each and every one of the JBL teams (ok, maybe I have included a few qualifiers here and there).  I have avoided commenting too much on the past season as I expect that topic to be well-covered in Johnny’s much-anticipated annual review. 
ARCTIC 
Your writing skills, ability to retrieve data quickly, and overall knowledge of world affairs are most impressive.  As is your uncanny ability (willingness/desire/compulsion?) to go down rabbit holes in the dark corners of the web. The last time we saw each other, you were jacking 3's without conscience, strategy nor accuracy - it's a weird juxtaposition with your clever on-line persona.
Surely at some point, your talents will translate JBL relevance?   
BRUSSELS 
You were very generous to have given me an out (i.e. the KOK winning the JBL) on the lifetime scotch annuity that I owed you for your breakthrough 2020 victory.  Keep up the good work – your overall system and focus on quality bigs clearly has you as a perennial contender.   
I don’t generally mess with big Timbo, so I will leave it at that.   
CALI 
As a relative newcomer to the league, you have fully embraced the JBL and its storied history. You know a lot about a lot of things.  Refer to ARCTIC comments above but with particular expertise in geopolitics and all athletes with last names that end in “ic”.   
I expect great things from CALI once you replace the analysts that built your black box JBL model. Failing that, you need to rebuild the model yourself.
CHILLIWACK 
Oh Benny.  Your vulgar cigar chomping smirk and penchant for KOK schadenfreude make it challenging for me to find something nice to say.  I suppose you have succeeded in giving me extra motivation over the years.  And you were also the link to this fantastic league when you introduced a few fellow accountants to it in 1995 – so for that, I am ever grateful. 
I am not grateful however for the memories of Charlie Villanueva or Danny Granger on the KOK.  Or hearing endlessly about Will Barton’s high “pregnant” value.  The list could go on and on along with your various idioms that find a way of surfacing year after year.  I am also not so grateful for the empty trophy case t-shirt that you gave me in 2011.  I know that it has been the source of many giggles for you – I have updated it appropriately and now you can weep. 



DAYTON 
Young Dayton - you’re a chip off the old block.  High in NBA knowledge as well as pleasant and reasonable to deal with in trade negotiations. 
It won’t be a surprise to see you routinely on the left side of the JBL scoreboard now that your Charlotte Hornets fixation appears to have passed. 
FRENCH 
Strong, silent type – and I doubt you will even bother to read this. In any event, your dynastic track record speaks for itself. 
When you and I promptly completed a couple of late season trades this year, I admit that I was concerned about having hit the offer/accept button too hastily – you always seem to have an angle that others don’t. 
GOLDEN 
Johnny - we all know you are a dedicated and skilled commissioner who is the driving force behind the best fantasy league out there.  It’s only a matter of time before your uncharacteristically long dry spell (7 years?) comes to an end.   
I have many more positive things to say - but doing so would greatly upset Benny who secretly craves the same level of respect from the KOK.  I will however confirm the rumour that following any trade I have made, I seek your after the fact opinion...and feel all warm and fuzzy when I get a gold star.  
HAM 
I expect better things from you next year once you have fully digested and incorporated TENDEX into your trade offer analysis.  You were a very strong NFL fantasy pool player when we partnered years ago  – let's see what you can do as you approach lucky season 7 in the JBL.  I think you should enlist your son as partner – he seems to know what he is talking about. 
IDAHO 
You have provided endless entertainment over the years with your trade offers/used car salesman pitches (I love it when you run out of space in the comments section of your trade offers).  Now you are reduced to just providing some hot takes here and there around what is happening the NBA.  Did you pare back the trade offers this year because you became more reasonable at age 40ish or did some of your early season moves handcuff you?   
Similar to how they feel about the KOK, JBL owners prefer an engaged and slightly frustrated IDAHO – we are hopeful for his return next year. 
JUAN 
While it has been a quarter century since your one and only victory, you can still fondly think about that winning team headlined by Baron de Boeuf Davis.  Thank you for the side action bets that make each JBL season even spicier.  Don’t worry, you will have a much better season next year (PS:  let's keep the odds unchanged next year). 
MAUI 
You showed me it could be done when you similarly won for the first time in 2021 after many years in the league.  You go about your JBL business without any fuss (I get the sense that is your MO in life, particularly when dealing with difficult clients like ARCTIC) – and as a result you don’t suffer from the opposition and oppression that the KOK has had to weather over the years.  I am hopeful however that we will one day consummate a trade. 
NORFOLK 
Another big brain amongst the JBL owners but with a medical background and less verbosity...you remember everything, know all the numbers, and enjoy staring at the flashing yellow screen on Friday nights.  With more active in-season management and a greater willingness to tinker, surely better results will follow.
SEOUL 
The KOK’s long-standing frenemy in a number of competitive endeavours these past 30+ years – with the JBL being the most enduring one by a long shot.   
SEOUL cracked the JBL code early on in the 1990s – and made sure the KOK knew it.   The banter has spanned both decades and technologies - with Woo showing up to the KPMG office on Sundays for the faxed stats, not the debits and credits; I would whisper voicemails to Woo with the simple word “Jermaine...” and he would know exactly what happened (i.e. BIG night for Jermaine O’Neal); and now he just trolls the KOK via WhatsApp with references to impotence and flaccidity. 
While the condescending “JBL 101” lectures are now a thing of the past, Woo remains highly confident in his abilities and continues to capitalize on his role as the Woj/Shams of the JBL.  A purposeful leak here and there – and SEOUL manages to somehow secure a favourable outcome for himself.  As a father of two little ones, he may be diminished by sleep deprivation – but you can’t sleep on his team making another run next year.     
CHAMPIONSHIP LUNCH 
Please note that the KOK will be hosting a celebratory luncheon or dinner in downtown Vancouver in the coming weeks.      
Other than noting that the lead sponsor of the event is indeed CHILLIWACK (thank you for your generous donation via ill-advised bet), details will be provided shortly.   
The KOK looks forward to celebrating with you. Come thirsty and hungry.

Saturday, November 2, 2024

JBL 34 - Post Auction Reactions

Well, better late than never I guess. The JBL 34 auction was October 19th and here I am on November 2nd getting around to my thoughts on all that transpired that night. Now, in fairness to me, having hip replacement surgery on Sept 16th and then a minor setback on the day of the Auction, I've been busy in recovery. 

Nevertheless, let's have a look at these JBL teams. I'm going to try and go short and sweet with some highlights for each team. Now, of course, I've had the luxury of 2 weeks this year to see how some of these guys are performing. And in some cases, some rosters have already been altered with 3-4 moves, Anyways, I'll cover things such as what I liked, what I question, you know, the usual stuff. So, let's get to it.

Seoul Brothers
Phil already had Brunzy on board and decided to add AD, Fox, and FVV as his major studs.  AD is making his case for Fantasy MVP so far. Always good to have those kinda guys on your team. I was jealous of the big man pairing of Nurkic and Big Dick Nick Richards but Nurk's start to the season hasn't been great. Big Nick though? Oh yeah, Love it. Seoul must love the Buddy Hield ($1 pick) hot start but it looks like Alex Caruso's stud fantasy days might be over. As usual, Seoul is a very stock heavy team and looks well 'stocked' to defend his title.
Favourite pick - Nick Richards for $1 buck!!

Norfolk-in-Chance
It's not often I've found myself in bidding wars with the Doctor - but prime targets like Haliburton and KAT were good hauls for this rebuilding franchise. That said, someone needs to check on Tyrese. Is he OK? Is it being in Norfolk and not in Bangkok. He's off to a frigid start after getting a $60 dollar contract. Adding Jaylen Brown, Devin Booker, and Cam Thomas for more scoring firepower were also good picks. But will Norfolk get enough from guys like Clarkson, Harrison Barnes, Olynyk, and others? And can the Blazers please just let Clingan play some minutes?? Monster per minute guy but that doesn't help when he only gets 12-16 mins. Long road ahead and the Doctor has already signed multiple FA's to try and improve his squad's chance.  The Doc is making the moves. Love to see it. 
Favourite Pick - Golden favourite KAT for $54

Maui Ribs
This Ribs squad is really good. Maybe it's because he didn't have Golden distracting him at the Auction table this year and Maui could focus on his picks! Having Evan Mobley already on your roster is a good starting point. Adding Chef Curry, the HeadMaster Murray, long time Maui fave Desmond Bane, DeRozan (getting better with age?) and Mikal Bridges to your core and you can see why this squad has already spent some time in 1st place. And anytime Maui gets good games from Grade A Dick you know the chatroom will light up. Maui also has some nice role guys like Herb, PJ, Coby, and John Collins. A very deep team in Maui but he needs to avoid the injury bug (Curry already tweaked his ankle, Bane hurt, Herb now hurt too) like he had last season. Maui is locked and loaded in attempt at JBL title #2. 
Favourite Pick - DeMar DeRozan $26

Juan de Fuca Yo Mamas
Well, someone had to draft Embiid. High risk, high reward days ahead. This can be a good team if everyone is healthy. Having Kyrie, Scottie, Franz, and Garland are a great core. Looks like RJ Barrett is continuing his fantastic play in TO since the trade from NY last year.  Juan also drafted Ben Mathurin (who some claimed was the steal of the Auction for $1). Juan will need stellar play from role guys like Portis, Podz, Nembhard, and recent FA signee Toumani Camara. Juan also has the rookie PG that I wanted at #14 when I traded with Seoul. Bub Carrington is looking very solid so far with the Wizards and dare I say may be favourite for the rookie of the year?
Favourite pick - Darius Garland $25

Idaho Udapimps
This Idaho squad, as currently constructed, would shatter all previous JBL scoring records. Through almost 2 weeks, this team boasts 8 guys averaging over 20ppg and another at 19ppg. Every year I type the same thing about Idaho because we all know that only a handful of his current roster will make it to Christmas let alone the entire season. He's already moved one big scorer in Kelly Oubre for the more well rounded Christian Braun. You'd think, oh, nice one, until you realize that Idaho also surrendered his 2025 JBL 1st round rookie pick. Sure, that pick could be in the 10-14 range. It could also land in the top 5 of the deepest rookie draft in umpteen years. Anyways, Idaho will make his moves in the coming weeks and months and needs to look at improving his stocks and percentages.  An engaged trading Idaho is always best for the JBL. Idaho will climb the standings again and be in contention whether we like it or not. Idaho has the kahonas to make the moves, shake his team up, and try to contend every season. 
Fave pick - Kevin Durant $43

Golden Showers
Drafting while on hydra-morphine worked out OK apparently. Golden landed many of his targets for a change and almost spent the entire budget. What Golden didn't expect was the worst shooting ever from almost everyone on the roster. Shooting in the mid 20% from deep is both shocking and disappointing while also being really difficult to recover. Both rookies Edey and Sarr appear serviceable but the Big Maple isn't rebounding and Les Sorcier is shooting 29% and 24%. Golden's best player so far, who's already nursing injury, appears to be another $1 gem from ATL in Dyson Daniels. Through almost 2 weeks, Golden is top 4 in 4 categories and bottom 3 in 3 others. Bam is averaging 11/7 and shooting 39%. Tobi Harris is shooting 40/18. Zion is shooting 44%. It's brick city right now. Lots of work to do around the edges with this Golden squad but the core group really just needs to play up to their potential. Vibes are still high in Golden. 
Favourite pick - Dyson Daniels $1

French Lick Legends
French is coming off a disastrous 4th place finish last year. I'm not sure if he's lost his touch or mojo or what - but how can he finish 4th after being top 2 for 9 years straight. What a disgrace to the French Lick community. Anyways, the Legends are poised again to make another title run. I think we were all shocked when Giannis landed in French for just $69 dollars. The other shocker was when French grabbed Kawhi for $21 to stash away for better days. Will it pan out though? If it does, look out. The other stash and grab that was a real bargain was Devin Vassell for just $4 bucks. French is also benefitting from a resurgent Jakob Poeltl in TO. While the names maybe aren't as sexy, trust me, French is a real contender yet again this JBL season.
Fave pick - Devin Vassell $4

Dayton Yer Daughters
The student becomes the master?  Dayton is off to a roaring start in 24/25 thanks to the efforts of LaMelo, Sabonis, Zubac, Suggsy and of course the future DPOY Chet Holmgren. Can I also state my allegiance to 6th man candidate Tre Mann. I'd throw a tenner on him right now the way he is playing. All that and I haven't even mentioned the gun wheeling Ja Morant who has already dropped a 3x2 for the Dayton squad. The Kid also took a flyer on Big Ben Simmons that hasn't crashed and burned already so that says something. Could this Dayton squad be a true contender? It looks like the 3PT% could be challenging but the other categories all appear strong and balanced. 
Favourite pick - Tre Mann $1

Chilliwack Offs
Joker and Luka. Luka and Joker. The BIG2. The Wack will go as they go. And so far, it's just been OK I think. Luka is shooting 39/29 so we know that won't last. Loved the Jeremy Sochan pick and the Santi Aldama FA signing. The role players are really going to be put to the test and the Wack will need good seasons from Sexton, Jabari, Reaves, Jonas, and Brook to stay in the hunt. I know, it's not rocket science, but having good players, play well, all the time, is what's required to win the JBL title. And also, Wack is already in arrears for 3x2 by Joker. Keep up Wack!
Favourite pick - easily Jeremy Sochan $4

Cali Fornication
Dare I say the preseason favourite going into the Auction? Dare I say still the favourite as JBL34 gets underway? I dare. Cali is off to a solid start considering Wemby's really only exploded in one game and he has nothing yet from Paul George. Protecting Jarrett Allen was perfection. Bringing back Spida Mitchell for another run was smart as was knowing that Julius Randle was going to really enjoy playing in Minny. The Jaren Duren $42 dollar experiment is about the only thing that hasn't worked out just yet for this squad. The mid-tier guys like Cam Johnson, Naz Reid, and Jerami Grant are all pulling their weight as well. Cali is good. Cali's a contender. The big target is on Cali's back now (and will likely be there as long as Wemby is in town). 
Fave pick - Rui for $5

Brussels Muscles
Sshhhh. Be very quiet. Brussels is really, really good. Timbo always likes to fly under the radar but this squad is very balanced and should be commended since we know Brussels was battling the auto-pilot picks for much of the draft. The 3-head Center protection group of Kessler, Lively and Sengun has worked out very nicely so far. Adding Siakam, Maxey, Porter Jr and Dejounte was crafty too. And who knew that Brussels would be the one to unlock Jordan Poole and Andrew Wiggins? Both are enjoying hot starts to the season for sure. This looks like a very traditional Brussels team and should be a top 3 contender in my books. 
Favourite pick - Andrew Wiggins $7 (need to confirm if this was an auto-pilot pick - if so - I like it even more)

Bellingham N Eggers
What a start to the season for Ham!  Jayson Tatum is using the Olympics snub to play angry and put up 30ppg. Nikola Vucevic came over from Arctic in an early trade and found his form from 10 years ago and is averaging 21/11. Dennis Schroder is the best German point guard ever averaging 22ppg and Zach LaVine has returned with 23ppg. Haven't even mentioned Trae Young, CJ, or the strong performances from Giddey and Carter Jr yet.  Ham also has the best JBL 2nd round rookie pick EVER since we moved to 2 rounds a couple years ago in Ryan Dunn. This should be rewarded in some shape or form. And if Ham can hang around with the big boys until Xmas, he has Porzingis waiting in the wings. Ham is coming off his best ever finish (7th) and could be poised to break past that if these guys can keep it up.
Favourite Pick - Dennis Schroder $2

Bangkok Fighters
The Kok is coming off a season where he was the favourite to win most of the year. Now, he's coming in under the radar and he's probably happy the spotlight isn't on his team. But this is a good team, mostly because he seems to have hit on a lot of his role players. Coulibaly is breaking out in WA. Ivey, Powell, and Scotty Pippen Jr are all playing fantastic. So getting great seasons from those guys and adding them to SGA and the King means this team can make another run at a title. The team took a hit to promising youngster Hendricks but Kok found a FA gem, so far, in Derrick Jones. Can the Kok get enough rebounding from Myles and Okongwu?  Will Mark Williams ever play a game for the Kok? Can Norm average 25ppg? Lots of exciting questions to answer in Bangkok this season. 
Favourite pick - Scotty Pippen Jr for $1

Arctic Circle Jerks
Land of the giants? Big and tall only? What was going on in Arctic on draft night? Maybe it was the House of Horrors flooding or loud and creepy music in the background?  Regardless, Arctic went with the "I'm only going to draft big guys that can ONLY play Center strategy."  It resulted in adding Claxton, Vucevic, Gobert, and Ayton to his group which already included Hartenstein. 5 guys for 3 spots. The math ain't mathing. While I actually really liked getting OG for Vooch - no one could have predicted that Vooch would become the 25 year old version of himself. Anyways, I still like OG on this squad.  Arctic has other good core pieces in Herro, Markkanen, and Hart but is still dealing with the disasters known as Westbrook (shooting 24/20) and Smart (24/17). Lots of time to right the ship so he's not staring up at anyone's nuts. And he still has all his lottery balls for Cooper Flagg (and he should probably hold onto those just in case). 
Fave pick - Tyler Herro $14


There you have it Gents. A little later than usual but the tradition lives on. Good luck to all in what is shaping up to be the most competitive JBL season in a long time. 
























Sunday, October 6, 2024

JBL 2024 Rookie Draft

 2024 JBL Rookie Draft Order (JBL Salary)


1. Golden - Zach Edey $15
2. Norfolk - Donovan Clingan $12
3. Golden - Alex Sarr $10
4, Idaho - Zacherie Risacher $9
5. Wack - Ron Holland $8
6. Brussels - Reed Sheppard $7
7. Dayton - Stephon Castle $6
8. Bellingham - Matas Buzelis $5
9. Maui - Kel'el Ware $4
10. Bangkok - Yves Missi $3
11. French - Cody Williams $2
12. Cali - Dalton Knecht $1
13. Juan de Fuca - Bub Carrington $1
14. Golden - Rob Dillingham $1

Round 2

15. Golden - Tidjane Salaun $1
16. Bangkok - PASS
17. Cali - Bronny James $1
18. French - Kyle Filipowski $1
19. Juan de Fuca - Isaiah Collier $1
20. Maui - Jaylon Tyson $1
21. Bellingham - Ryan Dunn $1
22. Dayton - Jared McCain $1
23. Dayton - Devin Carter $1
24. Chilliwack - DaRon Holmes $1
25. Golden - Nikola Topic $1
26. Idaho - Pacome Dadiet $1
27. Norfolk - PASS
28. Golden - Terrence Shannon $1


Bangkok owns pick swap rights with Juan de Fuca (Top 1 protection)



Completed 13 to 10


Golden has pick swap rights with Idaho's 1st round pick



Completed swapped 4 for 3


Golden owns Arctic's 1st and 2nd round rookie picks



Completed - pick 1 & 28


Ham has pick swap rights with French's 1st round pick



declined


Golden owns Seoul's 2nd round pick



Pick 15 obtained


Dayton owns Brussels 2nd round pick



Pick 23 obtained







Tari Eason traded to Seoul for rookie pick 14







Tuesday, April 16, 2024

JBL 33 - Year in Review

What a JBL season! 

JBL 33 is officially in the books and the Seoul Brothers have won JBL title number 6 for the franchise. Seoul peaked at the end of the season and took the lead in Week 23 and never looked back.

As always, here’s my JBL Year in Review. 


14th place – Norfolk n Chance 

No one lived up to their team’s name more than the Doctor this season. Disaster. Period. Of course, it didn’t help that he drafted Steven Adams who was lost for the season before it even began. Then the Doctor moved his prized rookie Ausar Thompson for gangster Ja Morant. Again, didn’t work out so well. And finally, to make matters even worse, he traded for Zach LaVine who then immediately got hurt and was lost for the season.

Even a dynamic duo of Jokic (easily team MVP) and Tatum couldn’t save this team from the toilet bowl.

The only saving grace is that the Doctor gets a clean slate for 24/25 while also having 14 lottery balls (13.3% chance at #1 overall rookie pick).

Keep the faith Norfolk. Onwards and upwards. The grass might be greener. Use whatever motivational quotes you want here Norfolk. It can only get better. 


13th place – Maui Ribs

Maui’s season was destroyed by injuries (and wildfires). Embiid played just 36 JBL games for Maui. Mobley played 49, Bane just 41, CP3 58, and Jacquez Jr just 44. It’s hard to do well when your studs miss so much time. The 13th place finish means some hard decisions around the 1 keeper and 1 ‘Plus One’ keeper spots. 

Clearly, Evan Mobley should be back but that means Coby White’s breakout (and Maui MVP) season is lost. White finished at 19-5-5 and shot 37.7% from deep. And is it Jeremy Sochan or Jaime Jacquez Jr for the plus one keeper spot? 

Despite the 13th place finish, Maui did finish 1st in ATO and set the JBL record for the best ATO of all-time.

Small victories Maui. Better luck next season. 


12th place – Chilliwack Offs

On paper, you would think this team would have been much better. Klay, Zion, Garland, Cade, Beal, Simons, Wiggins, Poeltl, Brook, etc. All of that added up to 12th place. And for the longest time, it was the basement.

Brook Lopez and Bobby Portis were the anchors of this squad playing 79 & 82 games respectively. The Wack was top 6 in three categories but horrible in the other four categories. I imagine Brook will be back as a keeper for next season. 

I’ll give the Wack MVP to Brook because of his ‘availability’, his cheap salary and the massive amount of blocks. I’m not sure who the 2nd keeper will be for this squad. It’s slim pickings from this group.

The Wack does have 12 lottery balls in this year’s rookie draft but is already rumored to be open to moving his rookie pick (or if he wasn’t, we all think he is now). You’re welcome. 

Back to the drawing board for the Wack this offseason. 


11th place – Golden Showers

The worst team finish since the JBL 20 Vegas Gay Love (Rudy & Kevin) debacle (12th place). Every trade Golden made was a disaster. And that’s not a good thing considering Golden made 10 deals this past year. Team MVP goes to Jalen Williams who will back next season. Jalen Johnson was a great $1-dollar draft pick and will also be returning. The rest of the roster was mostly garbage.

The only saving grace is having 5 draft picks (2 firsts, 3 seconds) in apparently the worst NBA draft in the last 25 years. Note the sarcasm. Golden will essentially have 28 balls in this lottery (26.7% chance at #1 overall).

Knowing that, I expect to get picks 7 and 9 as a result. 


10th place – Dayton Yer Daughters 

Dayton climbs another rung in the JBL standings ladder. While not much better than last season, he now can claim to have finished better than 3 former JBL champs this season. LaMelo will be back but I’m told is on thin ice after only managing 20 games this season and missing most of last season as well. Malik Monk could be the 2nd keeper for the squad but that could change. The star ‘plus one’ keeper is of course Chet Holmgren. We should note that Chet did play all 82 games after missing the entire season last year. Kudos to Chet.

Dayton’s MVP is obviously AD and that’s just for playing 76 games alone!! Never mind that he averaged 25 and 12 with 1.2 steals and 2.3 blocks while shooting 53%. Stud. How much will he go for auction next year knowing that he just played the most NBA games in his 12 year NBA career? Buyer beware. 


9th place – Arctic Circle Jerks

It feels like this Arctic squad was better than a 9th place team. Curry, Giannis, Kyrie and Markkanen. Studs. Add in the trio of RJ, Brooks, and Dort for some Canadian flair. How about Hartenstein’s breakout season? Very impressive and he may have earned himself an extension in the frozen tundra. I’m not sure Ivey or Giddey progressed as much as hoped but I could see both being on Arctic’s radar in the future. Steals (11th) and ATO (13th) were the biggest challenges this season while the team managed to finish 3rd in FG%. 

MVP goes to Giannis for 73 games played and the 30 and 11.5 while shooting 61% and getting over a steal and block per game. He’s a monster. Arctic has no rookie picks in the upcoming draft (Golden thanks you) so will be relying on another strong draft night performance as well as Markkanen and Hartenstein as likely keepers. 


8th place – Idaho Udapimps

Idaho peaked too early. Simple as that. In Week 3, Idaho was in last place with 218 points. 3 weeks later he was in 8th place with 691 points. Another 3 weeks and he was up to 6th and 852 points. And by Week 11, January 2024, he was in 3rd place at 902 points. And then his team went into cruise control and never could get over the hump. Idaho made 8 trades this year. He did well in many of them acquiring some big names along the way. So much emphasis on scoring had Idaho finishing 2nd in scoring but 12th in steals and 12th in blocks. His once 1st place 3PT% also fell off to finish 8th (this trend will repeat for another team later on).

Idaho has some great options for keepers as Ant Edwards and Paolo Banchero should be locks to be back. For the 3rd spot, is it someone like Sexton (for $14) or should James Harden (for $27) get a look? What about Corey Kispert for $6? Lots of decisions for Idaho this offseason. Idaho’s draft night pick swap trade with Golden looms larger than it did 3 months ago. Idaho will have 8 balls in the hopper now (which Golden could claim if Idaho strikes gold).


7th place – Bellingham N Eggers 

The Eggers were 1st place in 3%, 3rd in scoring, and 5th in steals. However, it was the ‘Bigs’ categories where Ham fell short – 11th in rebounds, 11th in blocks and 12th in FG% (this despite trading for Gobert half way through the season). The dynamic duo of Luka and KD certainly led this team in many ways this season. Add in very positive years from Naz Reid, Brandon Miller, and CJ McCollum and you can see why this team hung around all year.

MVP has to go to Luka for this squad since he was 34-9-10 while shooting 49/38 – damn impressive. As mentioned, rebounds were an issue all year as after Gobert and Luka, it was KD’s 6.6 rebounds a game as the next best on the squad. A little more balance in the big man stats and this squad could continue to rise in the JBL standings.

Not sure who the keepers will be for this squad beyond the obvious Plus One in Brandon Miller. Does Shaeden Sharpe at $9 make sense? What about Naz Reid for $12? DeAndre Hunter for $8? CJ for $24? Lots of options really. Or does Ham bring back a big name like Luka or Gobert? 


6th place – Juan de Fuca Yo Mamas 

Juan set the all-time scoring record in the JBL with 15,862 points scored this season. The old record was 15,610 set by Bangkok back in 2009/10. Juan was also 1st in steals this year. Unfortunately, 10th, 10th, 11th and 14th in four other categories did not get them enough points to scare the top 4 money spots. Losing Scottie Barnes was a big blow for the squad certainly, but this team did manage to hang around all year.

MVP goes to De’Aaron Fox for his 26-5-5 season with 2 steals a game. While the Kings may have fallen off, Fox remained a stud. Juan was deep this year as guys like DeRozan, Wagner, Jaylen Brown, Kuzma, and Capela all played big roles. I loved what Aaron Nesmith brought to the table as a role player too. 

I think Juan has the most 3 obvious locks for keepers in Scottie B, Wagner and Ausar. A nice little trio for them to start off 24/25. 


5th place – Brussels Muscles 

This is the 2nd year in a row that Brussels entered the final day of the season in the top 4 and ultimately ended up in 5th place. This one might sting a little bit more as Brussels has 5 excellent keepers but now only has 4 spots available. Between Sengun, Scoot, Amen, Kessler and Lively – one must go. Not an easy decision. And if there is a coin flip involved, we should livestream that event.

The ‘punt points’ model that Brussels won his 1st JBL title was employed here again this year. It almost worked too as this squad was top 6 in FIVE JBL categories. Being 14th in scoring though meant they needed to be better than 10th in rebounding. For most of the year, Brussels had 5 centers on the roster and it was always interesting to see which 3 he would start week to week. Some weeks he was right and sometimes not so much.

My MVP for this squad is Alpi Sengun. He’s not even 22 yet and putting up insane numbers.


4th place – French Lick Legends 

4th place? Say what? The 9-year run of 5 titles and 4 2nd place finishes is over. Holy cow. Amazing. Did we figure out French’s kryptonite? Doing an auction in a room with other JBL owners; having the World Series game on; having his 2 boys running around; with pizza and beer galore? Is that all it takes to stop the mighty French? OK, let’s do that again.

So what happened? Why the fall from grace? This team was 12th in rebounds and French is usually one of the best rebounding teams. In fact, did you know that French is the record holder for the top 3 rebounding performances in JBL history? 

That said, I’m going to bet that French wasn’t thrilled with Mikal Bridges’ performance. Decent numbers but not outstanding. Is JJJ living up to the hype? 32% from downtown doesn’t help.

Derrick White is my MVP from this roster. A $9 dollar keeper that put up 15-4-5 with 74 steals and 87 blocks while shooting 46/40 and a 3.366 ATO. Yummy. He will be back in French next season. But who else will be joining him? Did Keyonte George earn the Plus One keeper spot? Surely DiVincenzo will be back for $7 bucks. Another JJJ year for $20 bucks? Booker for $39? French has some options, as always.

I will say it’s nice to see the top 2 streak come to and end. This might mean he’s mortal after all. 


3rd place – Bangkok Fighters 

One of the offseason favourites. A pre and post auction favourite. A team that was in 1st from week 11 to week 22. Everything seemed aligned to see the Kok hoist his first ever JBL title. So, what went wrong? Well, lucky for you guys, I’ve taken the time to dive deeper on this.

In Period 17 (Feb 12-18), the Kok was at 1081 points. This is driven mostly by being 1st in three categories (3PT%, ATO and FG%). Kok was also 3rd in rebounds, 7th in points and steals and 8th in steals. By the end of the season, the biggest drop off was in 3PT% where they were now 9th place and in ATO where they finished 4th. That’s a 143 point drop in those 2 categories alone!

So, what the heck happened in 3PT%? The Kok was at 38.4% in mid-February and they finished at 36.8%. Looking at the last month or so of the season shows that there were some prime offenders here. Haliburton shot 34.5% on 8 attempts and GG Jackson shot 35% on 8 attempts in their last 15 games. Even Avdija (33%) and SGA (23%) were culprits on their 4 attempts per game. A collective collapse in 3%.

Of course, the ifs and buts and what ifs are always there. If the Kok had Mark Williams or Julius Randle for more time they would have likely been a lot better in some areas too. 

I’ve got SGA as the MVP of this roster as his all-round game is something else. As often discussed, having Ant, Hailburton, Murray, McDaniels and Williams as keepers makes a big difference to start the year. Great keepers and rookies who can contribute (Coulibaly) right away does wonders. Adding SGA and Sabonis as cornerstones really allowed this team to contend all season. Kok did a great job at finding quality role players as well this season. Jalen Smith (10-5, 43% from deep), Simone Fontecchio (14ppg on 47/42 with Kok), Taylor Hendricks, and Terrence Mann provided some quality games over the year. In the end, it was the 3PT% that killed the Kok’s chances. I blame Tyrese.

Kok’s keepers for next season will look a lot different than this past year as he will have younger and cheaper talents on his roster. Is it Avdija, Kuminga, Coulibaly and Bad Back Williams? Will he also protect SGA or Sabonis? Or both? 


2nd place – Cali Fornication

It’s been a very long time since we’ve seen this kind of impact from rookie. I don’t need to say anything about how good Wembanyama was for Cali. I will say that it’s a bit ironic that it was Bangkok who drew Cali’s ping pong ball which starts Cali down a potential dynasty path here. Wemby’s stats are off the charts good. Like Olajuwon good. Insane. Cali’s title window is officially open for the next 4 years. That said, let’s look at some of the other names that Cali drafted this season.

Lebron James – 71 games, 26-7-8 on 54/41 (best ever 3% in his career) and loads of steals and blocks.

Paul George - 74 games, 22-5-4 on 47/41 with 1.5 steals

Jarrett Allen – 77 games, 16-10 on 63% and 1 block

Herb Jones – 73 games, 11ppg on 50/42 with 104 steals and 62 blocks

Donovan Mitchell – 49 games, 28-5-6 on 47/37 and 1.88 stls

Where am I going with all this? Well Cali drafted a REALLY good squad. I didn’t even mention guys like Ayton, Quickley, Jabari, KCP, D-Lo, etc. This was a talented and deep team and then he gets a Unicorn season from Wemby (who says he was about 15% of how good he can be) so we can see why Cali was the 2nd best team in the JBL this year. 

This team was also very healthy for the most part with 5 guys playing over 70 JBL teams for Cali. Games played and availability is often required for JBL success. That said, Cali played the 3rd LEAST number of man-games this season.

Usually, we talk about a strong crop of keepers for a JBL team. For Cali, he’s got Wemby and 4 other guys. Whether it's Quickley or Allen or Lebron or whoever. It's Wemby's team now and we're all just living in it. 

Well done Cali on the most successful year in your JBL history. 


1st place – Seoul Brothers 

This is JBL title number 6 for Seoul. This was an extremely well-balanced team as they were top 6 in EVERY category. 1132 points is very impressive.

How did Seoul do it? Well, a decent draft, some outstanding FA signings and numerous crafty trades got the job done. Jalen Brunson led the way with 28ppg on 48/41 shooting and 2.790 ATO. To support Brunzy, Seoul had guys like Vucevic, Porzingis, Gafford, Dejounte (multiple times), Rozier, etc throughout the year doing their thing.

A couple of key acquisitions in my mind was signing Free Agent old man Grayson Allen for $6 bucks (dropped by Norfolk) and signing free agent Alex Caruso for $2 bucks (dropped by Dayton). They are the ultimate role players for JBL rosters. We talk about these types of guys every year. You gotta have them on your team.

While Cali’s team was primarily built through the draft, Seoul’s roster was greatly enhanced via trades. Seoul made 15 trades this season. More than any other JBL team. Let’s look at some of them. 

Seoul gets John Collins, Dejounte Murray, Kristaps Porzingis 
Brussels gets Zion, Claxton, Tyus Jones, Fultz 

As mentioned, Dejounte and Porzingis played key roles for Seoul this season.

Seoul gets Daniel Gafford
Wack gets Valanciunas and Klay

I’ll bet many of us thought the Wack was getting the better of this deal. But Gafford turned out to be a star for Seoul and will likely be a keeper for them.

Seoul turned Dejounte and John Collins into Anthony Edwards, Khris Middleton and Biyombo (from Bangkok)

Seoul then turned Anthony Edwards into KAT (from Idaho) and essentially turned KAT into Bam Adebayo (from Golden).

Seoul turned Bojan Bogdanovic into Draymond Green.

Seoul turned Fultz into Trey Murphy. (not Golden’s best work)

Seoul turned Dejounte into Jamal Murray.

Did you know that Seoul and Bangkok completed 5 separate trades this past season? Did you also know that Seoul and Kok traded Dejounte Murray back and forth 3 times? Anyways...

Morale of the story. 

Building a JBL winner via trades is possible. 

Building a JBL winner via keepers and the rookie draft. Also, clearly possible.

Well done Seoul on JBL Title #6. 

 I will leave you all with some random thoughts and stats from JBL 33.

 • Juan de Fuca played the most man games at 925
 • Brussels played the least number of man games at 852
 • Seoul was the best team in a Period 6 times (Weeks 16, 17, 20, 22, 23, 25)
 • Idaho won 4 weeks, Bangkok and French won 3 weeks each
 • 29 NBA rookies appeared on JBL rosters this season
 • Buddy Hield played in 84 NBA games this season
 • 17 NBA players played in all 82 (or 84) games
 • The gap between 1st place Boston and 2nd place New York was 14 wins
 • The gap between 1st place OKC and 10th place Sacramento was 11 wins
 • 13 different Trail Blazers spent time on JBL rosters (most of any team)
 • 7 JBL teams spent all of their FA money
 • The average number of players used per JBL team was 31 players
. • Golden employed the most players (44) with Brussels (41), Bangkok (40) and Seoul (40) next
 • Maui used just 20 players last season with Bellingham (22) and Cali (24) close behind
 • Maui was the only JBL team not to make a trade this year
 • Xavier Tillman was signed as a free agent by Idaho for $110 FA dollars. He played 3 games for Idaho.

Gentlemen – that’s it for me for another season. I’m looking forward to the NBA playoffs, the NBA lottery, our JBL lottery, the NBA draft, and the offseason banter. Thanks to all of you for making the JBL so much fun each year. 

Long live the JBL.

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