Frustration Mounting....

Remember the days when you were a teenager and you were dating a girl that you really liked? You'd been out on a couple of dates and you could sense she was into you too. There was lots of kissin' and touchin' and messin' around. Finally, there was the night that you thought you'd be advancing a little further than the many nights before. The anticipation drives you nuts. Your heart is pounding and the very thought of you taking your pants off makes your little man hard. She talked about how bad she wanted you and you couldn't wait to show her how manly you really were. And then, when the moment finally arrived, she put the brakes on and it never happened.

Remember that drive home? Your balls were aching because they were blue. They were filled with excitement and with little guys who should be in a submarine or in the Navy. Do you remember your frustration level? Do you remember how bad you wanted to know what you did wrong or what you could have done differently? Do you remember wondering if you'd ever reach the promised land? Do you remember going home and being able to relieve the tension yourself with a bottle of Jergens and a blue towel?

Well, my friends, my Golden Showers' balls are blue!! Watching this team night in and night out is growing painful. The inconsistent performances. The injuries. The indecision on my part to sign FA's or pull the trigger on a trade. I want to correct the whole mess I've created in one big ejaculation - but I can't. I'm frustrated and I don't know when my guys will be able to blow their load again!

Today I updated my "on the block" page. I have offered up 12 of my current 16 man roster. Who is part of the future of Golden? Well, for now, it's Batum, Boozer, Ibaka, and Beaubois. These 4 guys could have some keeper value for the 2010/11 season based on their current salaries. Sure, things could change over the coming months, but for now, these 4 are my keeper targets. Of course, as it stands now (9:17pm PST) on Saturday night, I would only be able to protect one player for next season based on my current 12th place position (remember 13th place keeps zero).

So, what's the Golden plan? For now, get some healthy guys. I lost Mo Williams this week to another groin injury. Maybe his blue balls exploded internally and he's flooded inside. Then try to climb up the standings once Boozer and Beaubois return. Can they make an impact?? I'm putting a lot of faith into Beaubois based on Dirty Dirk's comments on the kids value to the Mavs. Hope he does a lot better than my other 'faith' picks (Daye and Blair). Ahead of me in the standings there are 4 other teams in the 500 point range. And currently, 7th place Belgrade is hovering at 639 points. That seems like a long way away at this point, but I have to shoot for something because my balls are blue, they are aching, and they need to explode soon!!