Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Kid Is Good

I saw the highlites from today's opening NBA Playoff game between the Bulls and Celtics. No KG for the Celtics - so the Bulls might have a shot in this series. What I noticed though was the battle between Rajon Rondo and Derrick Rose. Rondo might be one of the quickest PG's in the league and his defense is amazing. So, how did the rookie fare against Rondo? How about 36pts, 11assists, 5 To's on 12/19 shooting. So, Rose is playing in his 1st ever playoff game against maybe the best defensive PG in the NBA and he goes for 36 and 11. Read that again, just so it can sink in. Now, if you're the Brussels Musles and could protect Rose for $24 dollars - do you do it? The answer? Yes.

Rose averaged 17 and 6 in his rookie season while shooting 47.5% from the floor. Sure, he was only 16/72 from downtown...but there are other outstanding PG's who don't shoot the 3 well (Parker, Rondo, Deron Williams, etc). I think if you looked at the Fantasy PG's for next season...Rose would be in the top 10 already. Wouldn't $24 dollars for a top 10 PG be a good deal? It will be interesting to see if Timbo keeps him. At this point, I know I would.

The other 2 Bulls that really interest me are Joakim Noah and Tyrus Thomas. I had Noah for half the season and he really stepped up his game in the 2nd half of the year. He was 9ppg and 9reb with 62 blocks and a Tendex of 16.7. Very solid.

Thomas is another potential keeper for Brussels. In the 2nd half of the season, Thomas averaged 13 and 8 with 52 steals and 87 blocks in 41 games. Are you kidding me?? What a great 4/5 guy on your roster for a measley $10 bucks. Tyrus's Tendex of 16.0 was very solid and I betcha that Timbo keeps him.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The 2008/09 JBL YEAR IN REVIW

Welcome all to the Annual “YEAR IN REVIEW”!! What happened in the JBL in 2008/09? What went right for teams? What went wrong? Who made good trades? Who made some stinkers? This is where the woulda coulda shoulda comes back to life!

Let’s have a look at each team and their year. Let’s see who the MVP was – who the Unsung hero was (the guy who never gets enough credit for being valuable to his Fantasy team – who was the best Waiver Wire Addition – Best and Worst Trades – and best Keepers for 09/10....here we go...

Boston Pancakes

Nothing much went right in Boston this year. Trevor was coming off a 2nd place finish in 07/08 and after JBL Draft night his 2008 squad looked a lot like the previous year’s team. Looking at his opening night roster, this was a team that could contend. Duncan, Carmelo, AK47, Calderon, Turkoglu, S-Jax, Prince, Iverson, Rip Hamilton, and Andrew Bogut appeared to be a very solid core. Too bad that most of these players missed significant amounts of time during the 08/09 season. And then, when Trev makes a trade, even that one blew up in his face. He traded Duncan for Amare and then STAT is lost for the season with an eye injury. In the end, Trev’s team played almost 100 fewer man games than the Seoul squad. That’s like giving Woo (and the rest of us a 2-3 week head start). Impossible to contend with that many injuries.

MVP: No team has a MVP when you finish dead last
Unsung Hero: Travis Outlaw
Best Waiver Pick-up: Delonte West
We Expected More: Andrew Bogut – 31 games is bullshit
Best Keepers: Turkoglu for $13, Prince for $11

Pearl Necklaces

Our absent owner finished in 11th this season. I’d like to comment on how Steve buckled down and made every possible move to salvage his 08/09 team. I’d like to say he traded like he was Tuna on crack. I’d like to say that Steve made some great trades to improve his team and that it was just bad luck that he finished 11th. I’d like to say that – but it’s simply not true. What did Steve do to try and win the JBL? Nothing. His big trade was Rafer Alston for Luke Ridnour. Think of it this way – on draft night we all get 15 players. Steve needed just 4 more players all year for his season!! Compare that to the 50 players that Brussels used for the season. So, his apathy got him what he deserved...11th place. When players are picked by Pearl on JBL Draft Night – they go there to die!

MVP: Vince Carter – 20-5-5 and 38.5 from downtown – a great season
Unsung Hero: Trevor Ariza (steals and more steals)
Best Waiver Pick-up: Steve Blake – ATO is nice
We Expected More: Shawn Marion – 13 & 8 for the once top-5 Roto player – you suck!
Best Keepers: Shaq for $22, Ginobili for $17



Dildo Baggins

The 10th place team in the JBL this season doomed himself from the very beginning and he probably didn’t even know it. What did he do wrong? He didn’t show up for the JBL draft – choosing instead to be responsible and working and then doing the draft online. That will kill you right there. The Baggins squad was loaded with ‘star’ talent after the JBL Draft. With big names like Kobe, Wade, David West, Bynum and Brand – everyone thought this team would have a chance. However, a few things went wrong early on. #1 – this team was not good at shooting 3’s and the team’s % was crap all year. #2 – Brand wasn’t as good as he was supposed to be. #3 – He tried to correct the 3PT% with Joe Johnson – but it cost him Dwyane Wade. #4 – His lower tier players were simply not good enough. Lou Williams played 47 games for this team - and he shot 37 and 27 respectively. Mareese Speights played 42 games for this squad. Sure, Speights could be good – but he isn’t yet – he averaged 8 and 3. And Chris Wilcox played 29 games for Dildo while averaging 9 and 5. Those ‘role’ players have got to be better to succeed in the JBL.

MVP: Kobe – another amazing year
Unsung Hero: Grant Hill – still getting it done at his age!
Best Waiver Pickup: DJ Augustin
We Expected More: Joe Johnson (35.2% from downtown in Dildo – not good enough)
Best Keepers: Augustin for $10, Stuckey for $8, Harrington for $9, Hill for $9

Juan de Fuca Yo Mamas

First of all, I’m still in shock that Juan finished this low in the Standings. 9th place? Amazing. What went wrong?? That’s easy – they have 3 owners! When there is that many cooks in the kitchen – anything can happen. It’s time for Juan to split up and each run their own team. You’re telling me that these 3 guys don’t have the time or knowledge to run a JBL team?? Come on – did you read my Pearl Necklaces review? If Steve can do it – so can you guys! Anyways, enough venting about Juan’s ownership. The Mamas certainly tried to right the ship when things weren’t going well. The big move was bringing in Kevin Durant. This kid has turned into an absolute beast in just his 2nd season! Juan just didn’t have it this season. They were 4th in rebounds and 5th in 3PT% but last in ATO, 11th in steals, and 10th in FG%. I think if we started the season over with the rosters from the end of the season that Juan would be a top 6 team. Unfortunately, there just wasn’t enough time to turn things around. Juan’s best trade was bringing in Durant and Mo Williams while giving up an aging Nash and often-injured Josh Howard. This was a great trade for Juan – but it was a little too late. The one thing I do suspect is – that no matter how many owners this team has in 09/10 – they will be out for revenge and they will certainly have a very large wager with Bangkok!

MVP: Troy Murphy (14 and 12 while shooting 45% from downtown!!!)
Unsung Hero: JR Smith
Best Waiver pick-up: Wilson Chandler
We Expected More: Corey Maggette
Best Keepers: Durant for $38, Lopez for $6, Harris for $18, Murphy for $16 – Juan has some very tough choices to make – cause he can only protect 2 guys!!! That’s great for the rest of us...

French Lick Celtics

I just know that Chris is disappointed in his 08/09 season. I know that he takes great pride in his Fantasy skills and he’s deeply upset about his 8th place finish and the fact that he finished behind Idaho. French tried everything he could this season as over 50 players came and went through the roster. In the end, nothing really worked. There was no late season charge this year. There was just a slow dying moose lying at the side of the road. Whatever that means. I could list all the good things that went on in French...but there are just as many bad things that happened. He had Chris Paul, then he traded him. He had Tracy McGrady, but he got hurt, again. He had Michael Redd, but he got hurt, again. He had Yao, he had Dirk, he had everybody – but nobody worked in French Lick this season. So, he had some big names...but he also employed Dominic McGuire, Keith Bogans, JJ Redick, Brian Skinner, Sean May, and DeMarcus Nelson. So, we can never say he won’t try anything – cause those names scream desperation! That’s why Hildy will win it all one day – cause he’s willing to try anything. Despite his lack of JBL success to date, I think he’s on the cusp of a big season in 09/10.

MVP: Paul Millsap – he earned himself a big NBA raise
Unsung Hero: Thaddeus Young – no one thought he could go 15 and 5 with 1.4 stls
Best Waiver Pick-up: Paul Millsap – should Utah keep him or Boozer?
We Expected More: Tyson Chandler – 8 and 8? Really? That’s it?
Best Keepers: Thad Young for $10, Mayo for $15, Rondo for $24, Millsap for $15, Hawes $15

Bangkok Fighters

Ah, the Fighters. He’s got another 7th place ribbon to hang in the trophy case. I’m getting a bit tired of all the hype and pre-season hoopla around this team – only to see them disappoint. Every year, Sports Illustrated ranks this team as a contender because he’s been in the pool for so long. And every year he comes up lame. What’s he going to say about 08/09? At least he beat Juan de Fuca? Is that it? I could see his draft plan this year – he tried to build a team around Bosh and Garnett and 2 super rookies. It may have worked, if the KG he paid $62 bucks was the KG from the late 90’s or early 2000’s. Instead, he got the old KG – the one that broke down and is more concerned about winning than Fantasy stats. I’ll give credit to Rick in the rookies category. Every year he seems to be willing to find and draft the gems. This year it was Mayo and Westbrook. I’m sure that Bangkok is planning on building the 09/10 squad around Westie. The other thing that Rick did well this season was....trade with Golden. He got Deng, Duhon, Love, Lee, and Billups out of me in separate deals. All of those guys were key pieces to Rick’s 7th place, worthless, finish in the Standings. Here’s an odd stat - Bangkok had 3 players all 82 games as a member of the Fighters (Miller, Westbrook, Scola). So, what’s in store for the Bangkok squad next season? Well, for starters, he’ll have to figure out which two keepers he will bring back. And then, the hype will begin. Bangkok will promise victory. The side-bets with Juan will be revealed. And Bangkok, one of my favourite JBL owners, will be out to win his 1st JBL title. I can’t wait for the ride.

MVP: Chris Bosh – 23ppg, 10reb, 1blk, 49%
Unsung Hero: Luis Scola – 13ppg, 9reb, 53% - what a great role player
Best Waiver Pick-up: Jason Thompson – I loved this late season pickup (14 and 10 with 1 block)
We Expected More: Kevin Garnett - $62 bucks for 16 and 8?
Best Keepers: Westbrook for $10, Lee for $21, Scola for $20, Perkins for $9, Ford for $17

Brussels Muscles

Look up mediocrity in the dictionary and there is your 2008/09 Brussels Muscles squad. The team wasn’t great – but it wasn’t bad. We do know that it wasn’t as good as Idaho and we do know that Idaho will remind Tim of that fact for about, oh, the next 7 years. Tim is another JBL who is not afraid to make roster shuffles. He used well over 50 guys this season and had everyone from Superstars to deep bench players. His 7th place finish certainly wasn’t for lack of trying. Tim did a good job of selling off assets high and buying low. Prime example – Al Harrington. He scooped Al outta Idaho while he was injured, played him for 7 games while hot in New York – then shipped him off to Dildo. That’s a classic Benny-type trade. And speaking of trades – Timbo pulled off an amazing 22 of them this season! 8 of those trades were with French Lick and another 7 were with Idaho. So, I guess Tim can’t really complain about Idaho beating him – because Tim was stocking his team! Furthermore, I don’t think we can rightly say that Seoul and Bangkok are the only ‘cozy’ trading partners when Brussels hooks up for 15 deals between French and Idaho. In 2009/10, Tim will finally get to feel the pressure of running a JBL team while married! Now he will have the outside pressures of his wife nagging him to get off the computer and spend some time with her. We’ll see how he deals with this type of pressure!!! There is a lot of pressure on the Brussels squad in 09/10 as he was the lowest ranked Pershick!!! Not something you want to deal with very often.

MVP: Nate Robinson (73 games in Brussels with 17ppg)
Unsung hero: Charlie Villenueva (the guy no one wanted averaged 16 and 6 in Brussels)
Best Waiver Pick-up: Antonio McDyess (11ppg and 11reb in 38 games in Brussels)
We expected more: Gilbert Arenas (Timbo’s favourite player tanked the season to collect his coin)
Best Keepers: Tyrus Thomas for $10, Derrick Rose for $24, Arenas for $23, Nate for $8


Arctic Circle Jerks

So close, yet so far. 1 rebound. 1 rebound. 1 rebound. Try not to think about it. It’s not that big a deal. Not only did you manage to finish 5th...you lost out to Idaho. See, there’s always a silver lining. This Arctic team was an under the radar type squad all year long. We didn’t hear much from the Arctic this season – other than a 48 hour spat with Timbo. There weren’t a lot of trades in the Arctic. There weren’t a lot of signings in the Arctic. So, what does that mean, he did a great job on Draft Night. He ended up with 7 players playing their entire season from start to finish in Arctic. He had 4 players play over 70 games for him – that’s impressive. His best trade was getting Duncan for Amare – this was mostly because Amare blew an eyeball a couple games later. Arctic used Dwight Howard’s monster year to lead the JBL in blocks. He took a chance on Marc Gasol and Andrea Bargnani (again) and both these ‘risky’ draft night picks paid off as both those guys had very solid seasons! Other draft night success stories were John Salmons, Beno Udrih, Raymond Felton and Raja Bell. I think after such a great Draft that he will be begging to run the online chat again this season as it appeared to work just fine for him (as it has for me in the past).

MVP: Dwight Howard – 20-14-3 – the guy is a monster
Unsung Hero: John Salmons – I say borderline All-Star with 18-4-3, 1stl, 47% and 42%
Best Waiver Pick-up: Ramon Sessions – 14ppg, 6.5ast
We Expected More: Ben Wallace – drafted by Arctic, in 17 games for them Big Ben averaged 2ppg
Best Keepers: Marc Gasol for $8, Bargnani for $10, Salmons for $18, Felton for $14


Idaho Udapimps

It’s a historic season in the JBL as the kid has finally done it – he’s won some money! On the final night, it was a late rebound from the Golden squad that broke the rebound tie between the Showers and the Arctic and gave the Udapimps the last money spot. I gotta give the youngster some credit – he never gave up and he climbed the standings all year and he was rewarded on the last day. Like most years, Idaho traded, added,dropped, and traded again to get more and more players. By the end of it all, he had assembled quite the group of JBL Fantasy studs. His climb in FG% was amazing. His ability to maintain a good 3PT% shocked most of us. In the end, it was by far his most impressive performance to date. Idaho made some bold moves and took chances on Randy Foye, Jermaine O’Neal, Baron Davis, and Anthony Randolph (to name a few) and some of these moves paid off. Blowing his Free Agent wad on Boris Diaw was clearly his best move as Diaw was spectacular after his move to Charlotte. One move I’m sure he regretted was the Mike Conley for Jeff Green trade – as Benny clearly won that deal. However, in most cases, I think Idaho did just fine in the trade department. So, for those of the JBL owners that finished lower in the Standings (and I know that Idaho will remind you of who you are) there are some troubling signs for next season. You see, Idaho did not blow his wad this season (well he did, but that’s for Crikker’s article) as he has plenty of talent coming back next season. And frankly, I don’t think I’d want to finish below Idaho two years in a row.

MVP: Tony Parker (stolen out of Golden early in the season)
Unsung Hero: Randy Foye (17ppg – who thought he would do that?)
Best Waiver Pick-up: Boris Diaw (14ppg, 5.7reb, 4.63ast, 0.8stl, 0.7blk, 50% & 42%)
We Expected More: Jermaine O’Neal (13 & 6 – 31 yrs old and looking like he’s done)
Best Keepers: Ellis for $19, Brewer for $11, Diaw for $15, Thornton for $12, Foye for $18


Chilliwack Offs

Coming out of the JBL draft, I think everyone realized this was a scary team. They were big (Jefferson, Smith, Biedrins, and Randolph) and they could shoot (Ray Allen, Bibby, and Gordon). The Wack was the team to catch early on and all appeared to be smooth sailing in the early weeks. While other teams were being ravaged by injuries – the Offs were like a boy in a bubble. Ultimately, the injury bug caught up to Benny – and big time. He lost Big Al, he lost Josh Smith, down went Biedrins, down went Camby, down went Josh Howard and finally down went his chances of another JBL title. Along the way, Benny raped his good buddy in Bangkok by stealing Kevin Durant for Al Horford and Matt Barnes. Even emphasizing the AND part of that trade doesn’t justify it. It’s one thing when you get a 3-point specialist like Barnes – it’s another thing to realize Barnes shot 34.3% from downtown this season. That’s like going to Morton’s Steak House and ordering the chicken! Benny tried to right the ship and stay with Woo by acquiring Off favourite Steve Nash – but it was a little too late. When it was all said and done – this team was 2 steals away from 2nd place. That’s it – just 2 steals. Instead, Benny will have to live with the 3rd place finish and prepare for next season. At least he has the satisfaction of being the best Pershick in the JBL – and for a change that is quite the accomplishment when you think that the Pershick’s finished 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th.

MVP: Al Jefferson – I know he only got in 50 games – but in that time he emerged as a top 10 Fantasy stud. 23 and 11 with 1.6 blocks. That’s studly!
Unsung Hero: Jeff Green – rock solid contributor all season long
Best Waiver pick-up: Joel Pryzbilla – monster season filling in for the injured Offs
We Expected More: Josh Smith – big contract should get you more than 15 & 7
Best Keepers: Green for $11, Biedrins for $20, Gordon for $11, Bibby for $18


Golden Showers

This 2nd place Showers team was good, but it wasn’t nearly good enough. From JBL Draft night onwards, the 08/09 JBL season was about superstars. Because of the way the JBL draft went this year (high priced guys and then bargains – no middle class) – this was all about having the superstars. Seoul had Lebron and Chilliwack had Al Jefferson and those 2 teams were clearly the class of the JBL from the get-go. Golden reacted and landed D-Wade and the race was on. Unfortunately, like many of the other teams, too many injuries didn’t allow Golden to put out the best possible line-up for several weeks. If Golden sucked at anything this season it was in the trades department (other than Wade and at the deadline). Golden turned down multiple offers that would have landed very good players. And then when Golden did pull the trigger – the deals were horrible!! Golden traded Deng, Love, and Duhon for Elton Brand – who was injured, returned for 5 games, and then was injured for the rest of the season!! Golden stuck to his guns with his Blazers plan all season and Roy and Aldridge were both very good all year for the surprisingly good Portland squad. Golden doesn’t sneak up on anyone in the JBL anymore and will have to do his homework next season if he hopes to continue his JBL success.

MVP: Dwyane Wade (did you really expect anyone else?)
Unsung Hero: LaMarcus Aldridge – rock solid 18 & 7 with 78 stls and 78 blks
Best Waiver pick-up: Francisco Garcia (40% downtown, 80 steals and 65 blocks from a SG)
We Expected More: Greg Oden (Golden gave him 37 games to prove his worth – didn’t work)
Best Keepers: Wade for $69, Nelson for $15, Gordon for $10


Seoul Brothers

Your 2008/09 JBL champions! This team was awesome from the get-go. Maybe it’s something to do with Woo’s tireless approach to the JBL. I wonder if his company knows that he does 50 hours a week at work and 25 of those are reviewing JBL stats? I wonder if Woo is sending part of his winnings to Doug for his Tendex rankings? We can make fun of Woo all we want – but he did something we didn’t. He won. He also set the 12-team scoring record with 1055 points. If you have the time, or the energy after reading this – go check out what this team looked like after the JBL Draft. It was Lebron and some other guys. I still remember talking to Phil prior to the draft and his plan all along was to land Lebron. He made it happen and then he filled in around Lebron and created this monsterous JBL team. If you actually look at the names on his roster – there weren’t a lot of Super Studs – but there were a lot of solid Fantasy players. You put that recipe together and put it with the fact that the Seoul squad played the most man-games (despite injuries to Boozer) and the fact that several guys had breakout or career seasons (Azubuike, Okur, Nene, Rondo, Turiaf, etc) you have the makings of a JBL champion. Believe me, I know, I’ve used it before. And that’s why it pains me to see Mr. Woo use my own strategy to beat me. Woo never rested either. When it looked like the Wack or Golden may push him – he went out and used Rajon Rondo to get Dirk Nowitzki. Woo even had the balls to drop Richard Jefferson, a 19ppg guy, and use Ronny Turiaf because he was more valuable in ATO and blocks. That’s strategy. That’s borderline genius. That’s Johnny-style. Well done Woo. A well deserved win. And I think you proved your point to all the non-believers – Doug’s Stats has its merits.

MVP: ummm, hmmm, random pick...Lebron
Unsung Hero: Kelenna Azuibuike
Best Waiver Pick-up: Ronny Turiaf
We Expected More: Lamar Odom
Best Keepers: Nene for $7, Lebron for $78, Azubuike for $6, Conley for $10

Well boys, that’s it from the Commissioner’s Office. Thanks again for your JBL participation!! Stay tuned for Crikker’s take on the 08/09 JBL season. Have a great summer. And remember – Woo is preparing for the ‘09 JBL Draft already – shouldn’t you?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Seoul Wins It!

Well, for one person in the top 4, the final night was boring. For the 3 others, it was action packed. Between the Canucks game and the final night of NBA games - my evening was pretty much shot! Congratulations to Phil Woo on winning his 3rd JBL Championship - not that this one was ever in doubt. Mr. Tendex just raised the bar in terms of excellence in the JBL. 1055 is the new standard for 12-team point total excellence. Good luck to all of us ever trying to reach that total again!

2nd place came down to the 3 late games last night. As it turned out, it appears that little used Anthony Morrow was the hero for Golden. His 33 point 12 rebound effort pushed Golden over the top into 2nd place. How close was it though??

Look at these stats...

  1. 1 less rebound for Golden and Arctic gets 4th place
  2. 1 less rebound for Golden and 2 more steals for Chilliwack and the Offs get 2nd and Golden drops to 3rd

So, it's 1 rebound and 2 steals for the Wack and Arctic that will haunt them all summer.

Congrats to Benny's Offs for holding onto 3rd place after losing his All-Stud Jefferson a couple months ago and for being the top-Pershick!!

Congrats to our newest Money Winner - Anthony Grills. For his 1st time ever - Idaho is in the money. I just know that reading that last sentence has sent shivvers up and down the spines of French, Brussels, and Bangkok. That's right you three....Idaho is in the money and you guys are not!!! What the hell is going on in this world!?

The boys on the website are anxiously awaiting my YEAR IN REVIEW...which I worked on a bit today while at work (because countless hours are lost every year in the workplace due to Fantasy Pools - just doing my part). I am reviewing each team - including a summary, best/worst trades, best waiver wire additions, MVP, etc...I started with 12th and have completed up to 9th...will try to do more later and have the REVIEW done by Sunday.

Stay tuned! I will post it here as well - for my loyal readers...Benny and Woo

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Role Players

Every great NBA team has those great role players. Houston has Shane Battier. He's the glue guy. He's the guy who can 40 minutes, guard the other team's best player, take 4 shots (and never complain), and make sure his team wins the game. Every NBA squad needs a Shane Battier.

But what about your JBL Fantasy team? Damn right they need those glue guys. Those late draft night sleepers or those waiver wire gems who you just seem to play in your lineup every week.

Even Seoul, who is setting all kinds of JBL records, has that 'role player'. And for this player, he is being named the JBL Role Player of the Year. Who is he? Kelenna Azuibuike. 15ppg. 5rpg. 47 FG%, 45% 3PT, 56 steals, 46 blocks. All for $1 dollar. Thank you very much. So, who are each team's Role Players of the 08/09 Season?

Chilliwack - Joel Przybilla. 50+ games for the Wack. 6ppg, 9rpg, and 1.4 blocks. He was awesome filling in for Biedrins and Big Al.

Golden - Francisco Garcia. 50+ games. 13ppg. 45% FG, 43% 3PT, 1.3 steals per game, and 0.96 blocks per game. Golden may even offer him a contract extension.

Idaho - Ronnie Brewer. 15ppg. 54% FG, 1.67 steals per game. A great guy for any team.

Arctic - Marc Gasol. A fantastic #2 center. 12 and 7 and 1.0 block per game. Nice.

Brussels - Antonio McDyess. Averaged over 11ppg and 11rpg in Brussels. The old man still has game.

Bangkok - Luis Scola. 13 and 9 while shooting 53% FG. He can play for my team anyday.

French Lick - Spencer Hawes. 12 and 7 and a block and a big part of the Sacramento Kings future.

Juan de Fuca - Wilson Chandler. This FA pickup averaged around 15 and 5 with almost a steal and block per game. Nice waiver wire production!

Dildo - Ryan Gomes. Another FA gem who averaged 15 and 5 and could get regular minutes in Minny next season.

Pearl - Trevor Ariza. Over 100 steals in Pearl. His 8 and 4 averages leave a little to be desired though

Boston - Delonte West. Having a starter on the best team in the NBA usually works out. D-West provided great ATO and steals to a Boston team ravaged by injuries all year.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Numbers

Well, it's Sunday morning, the final Sunday of the NBA season. The JBL title is Mr. Woo's. 2nd place appears to be Benny's. 3rd place appears to be Golden's and 4th place is still up for grabs between Idaho and Arctic. Idaho is at 816 and Arctic is at 812. There are a couple of historic things going on here. #1- Seoul is setting scoring records that will NEVER be touched. He's currently at 1035 and was at 1055 for a bit last night. Looking at the standings, he could actually get to 1068!! He's 1st in three categories, he's 3rd in two categories, 2nd in another, and 6th in the other. Amazing stuff. This team has to be considered one of (if not the the best) of all time in the JBL! The second historic item is the fact that I could be paying money out to the Idaho squad. He has NEVER finished in the money and is right on the verge of claiming 4th place!

What Seoul has done this season has been complete dominance. Here are the supporting numbers. There are 24 weeks in the JBL. After each Sunday, the final standings revealed that Seoul was in 1st overall 12 times (soon to be 13), he was in 2nd place 10 times, and in week 12, somehow, Seould was in 3rd place. So, do the math. Seoul was in 1st or 2nd place in the JBL for 23 weeks!! Unreal.

The Wack is certainly under-appreciated this season because of Woo's success...but the Offs were in 1st or 2nd place for 18 weeks already and are very deserving of their 2nd place finish. That's what great depth can do for you. Despite losing Al Jefferson, a top 10 Fantasy stud, Benny has been able to hang in there and finish strong. Benny was in 10th one week and 5th another, but otherwise has been top 3 all season. Well done.

Golden 'hung around' all season. Your 3rd place team for 15 weeks never really contended - but that's hard to do when the Brother and Offs were soooo dominant this year. Golden's worst week was 7th and the Showers were in 2nd twice during the season (the only other team, besides the Offs, to be ahead of the Brothers).

The Arctic was the sleeper team of the year. Not a lot was heard from Arctic this year. His articles were few and far between. There was little trash talk - other than his spat with Timmy. No one ever spoke of Arctic like he was a contender. However, this team has been between 2nd and 5th all year!!! Not one week did he fall to 6th or lower! Very impressive. This was obviously a very good team, but like Golden, picked a bad year to be very good - when it needed to be OUTSTANDING.

Was this season Idaho's coming out party??? I've seen the Facebook photos and I know that Tuna has already "come out" - but maybe this was the season that the Udapimps gained a little respect from a Fantasy perspective. Idaho has been anywhere from 3rd to 11th this season. He's made some crafty moves and climbed the ladder all year. Now, he is poised to finish in the money for the 1st time ever! Well done Tuna.

The Brussels squad can be summed up by Timbo's comments on the Live JBL scoreboard this morning. There were some comments made and Tim logged in and wrote "people are still chatting on this thing????" Timbo hasn't obviously checked the scoreboard lately - and it hasn't been necessary - because the Muscles have not threatened all season. For 20 of the 23 weeks, the Brussels squad has been in 6th or 7th place. Tim tried everything he could to improve his team this season. The results - 6th or 7th for 20/23 weeks. Coming off back-to-back money finishes - this season has to be labelled a disappointment in Brussels.

Bangkok is destined for a 7th place finish. He has been 4th to 9th all season. And those 4th place spots were early on and it only happened for 2 weeks. The Fighters have been 5th (7 weeks), 6th (4 weeks), 7th (6 weeks), or 8th (3 weeks) all season. Bangkok drafted well (Mayo and Love), traded well with Golden (Love, Duhon, Deng for Brand), but they have not performed well in the Standings. I know that Bangkok is desperate for 6th so he can protect 4 guys instead of 2. I don't think it's gonna happen. It's Westbrook and Lee for you.

Juan de Fuca has been a very successful JBL franchise over the last 5-7 years. Once relocating from Tokyo (to School)...this team has consistently been cashing cheques. I would love to have the 3-headed monster split up and become 3 teams (the more the merrier) but we'll have to wait and see. The 08/09 JBL season must be considered a disaster by Juan de Fuca terms. Theri highest ranking this season - 7th. This was your 12th place team for 8 weeks! One third of the season was spent in LAST PLACE!!! Shocking news. The problem now for the rest of us - they will want to show that this season was a blip on the radar and they will likely come back stronger next season. I would just like them to come back as 3 separate teams.

French Lick had made late season charges since 2004 and finished 6th, 5th, 5th, and 5th. This season, there was no late season charge. Unless you count the one that has moved the Balls squad from 10th to 8th. This year has not been what Hildy expected. His best ranking during the season - 8th. French spent 5 weeks in 9th, 7 weeks in 10th, 3 weeks in 11th, and 6 weeks in the basement! Not a good season by French Lick standards as I know he prides himself in his Fanatsy body of work. I would bet he comes back strong in 09/10.

The Dildo squad was doomed from day one. Why? Because he did the draft online. This is not a bad thing if you live in Toronto or Halifax...but when you're local, you must make every effort to do it in person - otherwise, the JBL Gods will frown on you. And they did here. Dildo was 5th for one week (probably week 1). After that, it was all downhill. 4 weeks in 9th, 6 weeks in 10th, and 11 weeks in 11th. So, it was bad, but only bad enough to be 12th for one week. Next year, if you're in town Nick, take the day off and attend the draft, it will work wonders.

The Pearl squad once again looked dangerous after JBL draft night...but then, as it always does, it fizzled. And if things go bad early, he's doomed. Why? He doesn't make any trades. And no, I don't consider trading Luke Ridnour for Rafer Alston a trade. 9 weeks in 8th place, 4 weeks in 9th, 5 weeks in 11th. This was a bottom feeder team for most of the season with no chance of improving without adequate (or any) roster moves. With such indifference from Pearl - will he get invited back for 09/10????

The poor Boston squad, destined to finish 12th due to injury, has actually placed in more spots than any other team. The Pancakes were 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th (4 weeks), 8th, 9th (3 weeks), 10th (3 weeks), 11th, and 12th (7 weeks). Trevor was coming off an impressive 2nd place finish last year and was hoping to carry that momentum into this season. Well, the injury bug said NO to that in a hurry. Every team in the JBL was affected with injuries this season, but none moreso than the Pancakes. Look at this list of players and the games they missed. Bogut (45), Iverson (25), Hamilton (12), AK47 (12), Carmelo (15), Calderon (15), S-Jax (18), and Amare (28). That is 150+ man games lost from KEY contributors to a Fantasy team. What can you do when you lose that many man-games?? Well, you hope for better luck next season. Some of that Woo-luck would be nice.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009

BIG NIGHT!

Well, Friday night was a big one for the Showers. You never know when you're gonna get them. It's certainly exciting when you do. So, going into the night's games...it was Golden 863, Wack 862, and Idaho 849. After Friday night it was Golden 883, Wack 849, Idaho 829.

What happened??

Golden's 10 players went off! No Eric Gordon or Chris Kaman - but everyone else combined for 211 points, 64 rebounds, 13 steals, 50.3FG%, and 55.9 3PT%!
Golden went up in 3PT%, down in ATO - cancelling those two out. And Golden also passed Idaho in scoring - a big +20 for Golden and -20 for Idaho.

6 of 10 guys went for 20+ points.
Aldridge 35 and 18
Wade 27pts 10asts
Lewis 22pts (5/7 downtown)
Morrow 24pts (5/9 downtown)
Garcia 29 pts (4/7 downtown)
Gasol 23 and 10

It was a big night and much needed. It doesn't secure anything, but you always want to have those nights because you know there's gonna be some stinkers coming.

I do want to say that Francisco Garcia has entered the possible keeper realm in Golden. The guy has been sensational. Whether he starts or comes off the bench - the guy can do it all. Last night's game was a prime example. Sure, Kevin Martin was hurt so the scoring was higher than usual, but the guy is a stat-stuffer and would be $10 bucks. I think it will come down to Garcia and Brand. I know what I'm getting for 10 bucks with Garcia. Brand for $28 is a little more sketchy. He's missed most of the last 2 seasons. He's playing for a Philly team that loves to run - and we all know that isn't EB's forte. So, I'll have to see how the offseason shakes down in Philly before I decide on Brand's future.

Speaking of offseason...by 2 divisions for the JBL idea was shot down. The JBL ownership group voted 7-2 to keep the one league. After further thinking on it...I couldn't agree more.

I threw out the option of adding a stat category....also shot down. The JBL is fine just the way it is they said! Glad to hear it.

This morning, I threw out offseason trading...I wonder how this one will be viewed. How do I view it? Well, once the NBA season ends I will release all players from JBL teams that cannot be protected. Then, we'll have to pick a date, I would suggest July 1st - the day that NBA teams can sign free agents - that the JBL owners could then make trades. Your position in the 08/09 standings would still determine how many guys you could keep (top 6 keep 4, bottom 6 only 2).

What could this offseason JBL trading look like? Well, let's say Philly decides to move Elton Brand cause he doesn't fit their style. They trade him to Detroit. Now, Brand's value is suddenly different...so why couldn't the JBL team also trade him?? Every JBL team would only have protectable players left so the playing field is level. Maybe one JBL team has 5 or 6 keepers but none of them are awesome deals (he can't keep them all) - so he moves 2 of them to a JBL with just one solid keeper. It may work. Guys might be into it. Guys might also want to focus on their baseball pools....we shall see.

Finally, is April or October the best month of the year for sports????

April --- NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs, March Madness, Masters, MLB opening day

October --- NBA starts, NFL season, MLB playoffs, CFL games, JBL draft

I think I'll make that my next poll question on the JBL site.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Up For Grabs

The morning of April 3rd shows a tight race a top of the JBL Standings. Well, not for 1st place as Mr. Woo is now over 1000 points. Clearly, Seoul is your 08/09 champion. The only question left will be can he set the record for most points? The record is officially 981 in our standard 12-team league. One season, we ran with a ghost team, so the league had 13 teams and Chilliwack topped the 981 point barrier. However, for our 12 team league, the most common number of teams we've had, 981 is the number and it certainly appears Seoul will shatter that mark.

The tight standings I am referring to is spots #2 thru #4. Golden, Wack, and Idaho are within 14 points of each other and there is still lots of room for movement.

Let's break it down by category.

3PT% - Idaho is at 38.6 and Seoul is 38.3. Slight possibility of Idaho dropping - but I think they stay right there. The Wack is at 37.7 and Golden is 37.5. This is tight and could change as the Wack has dropped a bit and Golden has been hot in 3PT%.

ATO - Golden dropped 13pts last night and will likely drop 13 more by the end of the week. Brussels and Arctic will both pass Golden. There goes 13 points. Idaho is chasing Boston...he's at 1.752 and Boston is at 1.834 - so I don't think that will change - just not enough time.The Wack is at 1.520 and French is 1.532. It's possible.

FG% - The Wack is at 47.49 and Seoul is 47.54. So, the Wack could gain a big 13 points with a strong finish. On top of that, Bangkok is only at 47.62 - so that's not too far ahead. Golden isn't going anywhere here and Idaho is .4 ahead and behind of the next closest team - so he's done for points here.

BLKS - The Wack is just 10 blocks behind Golden. Golden was free and clear until the Birdman dropped 8 blocks last night. Idaho is 11 blks ahead of Seoul and 12 ahead of Brussels. Unlikely either will catch him, but possible. Idaho is 60+ blocks behind Arctic, so no movement upwards.

PTS - The Wack is 130 points behind Dildo and 300+ ahead of Arctic - so unlikely he's moving. Idaho is almost 30 behind Arctic - so he's not moving up. But there is a battle a 4th in scoring as Idaho is just 13 points ahead of Golden in scoring...so this will likely be battled right down to the final night. That's a 40-point swing on the line!!

STLS - Still tight, Wack at 910, Idaho 895, Golden 884. Pearl is 20 steals behind Golden so likely no movement there. Wack is 50 steals behind Seoul, so no movement there. Can Idaho catch the Wack? Can Golden catch Idaho? We'll see.

REBS - The Wack is just 8 rebounds ahead of Juan de Fuca...so that's a battle. Arctic is only 30 rebs behind Golden - so that's not over. Idaho is 23 rebs ahead of Boston - so it's close, but with all of Boston's injuries - Idaho is unlikely to drop.

So...what does it all mean??? It means that the race for 2nd is wide open!!! All we need is one of those horse-racing announcers.......AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!

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